If I Was Skinny Waterslide Decals – Funny Body Confidence Sayings for Tumblers

If I was skinny I'd still be this funny — so the math checks out! If I Was Skinny waterslide decals feature funny, relatable body confidence designs for anyone who laughs at themselves with warmth, wisdom, and a glass of something delicious.

Funny body confidence humor designs on clear or white waterslide paper — laser-printed and ready to apply right out of the package. No sealing required. Standard decals measure 3.0–3.5 inches.

Perfect for funny adult tumblers, sarcastic gift mugs, relatable drinkware, and anyone who has made peace with the skinny jeans situation and is thriving anyway.

Soak, slide, smooth — confidence applied. Shop today!